Hilarious & Candid Misadventures in Dating
Sex in the Little City Date: Mr. V05 He didn’t have a picture to his profile. Not sure why I swiped right. I guess intrigue. But I did swipe right on that Dom guy and the other one that wanted to be my slave so maybe it’s just morose curiosity. 🤷🏻♀️ All it showed was a bottle of beer and …
Interesting fact: Did you know only 18% of woman can orgasm from vaginal penetration alone? 50% of woman fake orgasms. 🧐
Guidelines to follow for dating safely, online and otherwise. 1. Never give out your real number. (Use an app that conceals your number like KIK. Use a fake name and username on their. You may say, “but I can just block them!” No. Anyone can find information on you with a phone number. Trust me me, I used to be …
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Dating apps are for the birds…I know, trust me. I’ve came up with a different approach. Face only, no bio. I find that most guys don’t read the bio anyway so why go to the trouble. I’m guessing their thoughts are…”She’s cute and has a vagina (maybe).” 😂 So far I’ve got several hundred responses. 🙄😅 Meanwhile, I’m waiting to …
Tonight was date night. We enjoyed an early dinner and a movie. Driving to the theatre we drove by this accident. The motorcyclist was on the road feet from us as we were diverted around, covered by a yellow tarp, his damaged helmet next to his body. The car in front of us was dawdling, but I couldn’t wait to …