Hilarious & Candid Misadventures in Dating
Funny things I’ve compiled over a few years on dating apps made into a bio if I were a man that I frequently encounter. Yes, I’ll do a woman one too. #datingblog Yo Yo Yo Whaattss up? ME: Tall…(guess that matters on here) Gym rat, also did you see my fish? Micro brews. Camping at least 60 days a year. …
I had some amazing meetings today and thoughts coming to mind. 1. Don’t do anything against your core values, it wears your conscience down.  2. Set boundaries for yourselves. Remain firm. 3. I’m a strong woman and need a strong loving partner. 4. Don’t limit yourself. If you think something is out of your league it may not be. …
A few thoughts on dating. 1. What is your opinion of the new Facebook dating? Like it? Weirded out you may have mutual friends? 🤷🏻♀️ 2. Ladies and Gentlemen, please stop showing your kids on dating apps. Quit blotting their face out for heavens sake. It’s not safe to show your kids to the world and especially in the dating …
Sex in the Little City Date: Mr. V05 He didn’t have a picture to his profile. Not sure why I swiped right. I guess intrigue. But I did swipe right on that Dom guy and the other one that wanted to be my slave so maybe it’s just morose curiosity. 🤷🏻♀️ All it showed was a bottle of beer and …
Interesting fact: Did you know only 18% of woman can orgasm from vaginal penetration alone? 50% of woman fake orgasms. 🧐