Hilarious & Candid Misadventures in Dating
Sex in The Little City “He spent his wad every night” Date # I’m losing track 🥴 He asked me where I wanted to meet. I relied, “Starbucks perhaps”. He said, “how about ilani the casino?” I told him that I don’t gamble and it is quite far away for me. Then I suggested a coffee house again. He said, …
Sex in the Little City #picnicman Part 4, A Love Story~Why the name Picnicman After several dates and conversations we both decided that our lives and looks were so far apart that it might be a shock to some people. He was full up tattooed, wife beater and looked slightly tattered in the looks department. (I loved it though.) 😏 …
Something I just recently learned was that chased love, is not love. If you have to run after it, talk it into staying, remind it of your value, fight alone for the both of you, issue ultimatums, or test it–it is not love! It’s not love, it’s not happiness, it’s not fair, it’s not healthy, the only thing it is… …
My date: I do stand up comedy sometimes. Me: Oh yeah?! I write a funny blog. My date: My material is literally anything I experience in the last 24hrs. Maybe you’ll be in my next set? Me: Maybe you’ll be in my next blog. 😏