This is a compilation of biggest complaints of things that men say about women on online dating apps. Written as the woman and no don’t take offense. Just a spoof of things I’ve heard from men.
You: Look like your pics. My main goal is to travel the world so I hope you have your passport. Please have a great job, nice house and cool car. Must be 6’ or above. Please be physically fit. Must like yoga, summer nights at the beach, art shows, Saturday markets and my cat.
Me: I look just like my pics. Just got a new part time job but it’s ok because I’m staying at my moms house so she can help me with the baby and so I can finish up school. Text me, just got my phone turned back on. 5’ 2” and super cute as you can see in the pic. Did I say I look just like my pic? XOXO ?