If I were a guy…

Funny things I’ve compiled over a few years on dating apps made into a bio if I were a man that I frequently encounter. Yes, I’ll do a woman one too. #datingblog

Yo Yo Yo Whaattss up?

ME: Tall…(guess that matters on here)

Gym rat, also did you see my fish? Micro brews. Camping at least 60 days a year. Did you see the pic of me in front of the cool Benz (yes, Pic was taken at the dealership). Tacos ?. Into all sports and go all the games and watch them all on tv. No I don’t want to go to the Saturday market or hike or do yoga. sex positive kink+. Stong libido. Ethically non-monogamous. FWB. One night stands ok. Let’s meet and see where things go. I’m staying at the Hotel 8. True gentleman. Will treat you like a lady like you deserve. Follow me on insta. ?

YOU: Super sexy. please be shorter than me. body proportionate. kink. up for fun ?. must be down for camping and fishing (You can ride my boat if you know what I mean) looks good in flannel and cute boots as well as looks good on my arm in a slinky black dress with heals. Kid free. Please be drug free and disease free. Please be hot. ?

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